About the Library of Rejected Beauty
and how you can submit your beautiful, but unloved, works
Need to spell anything out on the phone/shortwave radio/Star Trek communicator? Try the Unhelpful Phonetic Alphabet… A is for: Aisle Bee Czar Djinn Eye Faze Gnaw Hour Illicit Jalapeno Knead Llandudno Mnemonic Night Oesophagus Ptarmigan Quinoa Right Shhh Tsunami Ultraism Vial Wrack Xavier Yttrium Zsa-Zsa
Writer’s Block. It sounds almost reassuring, doesn’t it? You may not be actually producing anything, you may be knotted up and despairing, or guilty and restless and convinced of your own worthlessness as both a creative and a human being, but at least a) there’s a name for it and b) that name includes the word ‘writer’. It could be caused by all sorts of reasons – writing is, if not exactly hard labour, then definitely time-consuming and difficult, and it could be that the writer is too worried about money, or is wrestling with a bout of TB, or has to look after six children under five, or is dealing with PTSD from a recent event, or any one Read More
Publishing is one of those industries that has always been on the brink of collapse. The latest broadside is from (wouldn’t you know it) the Internet and the proliferation of ebooks. You can say what you like about Fifty Shades and whether it benefits humanity to just allow people to publish whatever they want, but it’s hard to think of a legal means of stopping them. Anyone with a keyboard and an internet connection can now get their work out there and call themselves an author. As a result, there is a vast, swelling bubo of cheap ebooks, most with very little quality control, market for the work or adequate punctuation. I am responsible for nearly a hundred of them. Read More
and how you can submit your beautiful, but unloved, works